Makin’ chains, makin’ macs, and makin’ my hub and pup fat (bc I feed the things I love). 6/7 days a week I do something embarrassing.



Baltimore, MD, USA

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I might be boring, but I make myself laugh. 

Laughter is important for a few reasons. The first is because it keeps the med spas open and the Botox flowin’. The second is because a playback of yourself doing it will really humble you knowing how ungodly you sound and look.  Third, it keeps your heart rate up, and since my hubs is going to be a doc, I can basically prescribe it as exercise. Also, I would just really rather have a good time than dwell on all the things I mess up in a day! I’m only human, okay. 


"Do not go where the path may lead. Instead, go where there is no path and leave a trail"

Ralph Waldo Emerson


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